Hi, I'm Zoe! Ummm I'm a 23 year old college student and fiction writer who currently lives in Hawaii. This blog isn't dedicated to anything special, just random posts and fandom posts.
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thischick25:

gemstone-enemas:

arcusofbrambles:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Well I dunno where it would go in my mohawk thing, but if I ever grow my hair out again I would definitely wear one of these

When you need to summon a demon or two in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Oh hey look, you can buy them here! http://www.animicausa.com/shop/Gifts-for-Him/Leatherdos-Mini-tools-clip/tpflypage.tpl.html

thischick25:

gemstone-enemas:

arcusofbrambles:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Well I dunno where it would go in my mohawk thing, but if I ever grow my hair out again I would definitely wear one of these

When you need to summon a demon or two in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Oh hey look, you can buy them here! http://www.animicausa.com/shop/Gifts-for-Him/Leatherdos-Mini-tools-clip/tpflypage.tpl.html

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Raleigh fights and beats some dudes with staffs, and Mako is critical of every performance. The fight choreography is stunning, even for the sparring. Raleigh notices that Mako is supremely unimpressed at everything, and assumes it’s his opponents. She’s just like “No, it’s you, you could have finished every match two moves earlier, slackass.”

Raleigh, chagrined, invites her to spar with him in the ring. Mako’s hilarious “OMG CAN I????” face at Pentecost is my favorite thing in the world, but he’s immune. Until Raleigh goes “What’s the matter, Marshal? Don’t think your brightest can cut it in the ring with me?”

Pentecost takes Mako’s clipboard, all “We shall feast on his remains, but bring me his head to adorn the Wall of Those Who Did Not Respect This Hustle.”

By Hey Don’t Judge Me recap of Pacific Rim (via fourofthem)

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A Little Princess (1995)

 I am a princessAll girls are. Even if they live in tiny old atticsEven if they dress in ragseven if they aren’t pretty, or smart, or youngThey’re still princessesAll of usDidn’t your father ever tell you that? Didn’t he?

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Male writers — and I say this with all love and respect — often want to make a woman either the angel or the whore, make her the witch, or put her on the pedestal. When people ask me about Margaery [on ‘Game of Thrones’], I say they’re not mutually exclusive. You don’t have to be practical and politically savvy and not be a good person. You can be a good human being and just be shrewd. By Natalie Dormer giving me life at SDCC’s “Women Who Kick Ass” panel (via HitFix)

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"Dad, why do Auntie Alison and Auntie Beth kiss each other?" "Well, Kira, it's because they want to." "Like you kiss mommy?" "Yeah. They love each other like that." "That's okay then." "You think?" "Yeah. Like Auntie Cosima and Aunt Delphine." "Don't let your mom hear you call Delphine that yet, okay?" "Okay. Also why does Auntie Beth call me Lumber Monkey?"
Anonymous

soccerbeth:

LUMBER MONKEY

LUMBER MONKEY

MAKE THIS CANON

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If you wouldn’t do it to a man, then stop it. It doesn’t matter what your motivations are. Stop it. Figure out why you expect women to perform unpaid emotional labor for you. Figure out what’s prompting you to try to control women’s emotions and behaviors and faces. Figure out why you think that’s ok. And then do what you need to do to change that about yourself so that you can be a better man. Do what you need to do to make the world a safer place. Because if you’re not making yourself part of the solution, you’re part of the problem and we don’t need that. Stop it. By Dr. Charlie Glickman, on men telling women to smile. (via cleispress)

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"Why is my boyfriend asleep on your couch Childs?" "We were watching hockey and he fell into a lumber slumber" "Christ I'm gonna ink that word on to your skull one of those days. Where's Alison?" "She's in the other room Skyping Delphine about Cosima's birthday bash" "Birthday Bash? Is she twelve?" "Maybe. Did Felix get a hold of Tony?" "He's coming" "Ayee, LGBT clones together. The L stands for Lumber" "Get out, Childs" "This is my apartment" "Just. Lumber off or something"
Anonymous

soccerbeth:

IVE SEEN THE WORLD LUMBER SO MUCH NOW IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A REAL WORD

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE