Luv it cuz he's like "that's funny" but you can tell he already regrets entering this universe
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content
I’ll stop doing when they stop putting chests full of mid-tier armor in the opposite direction of the clearly marked endgoal
That feeling of “oh crap I triggered the plot I wasn’t done fucking around yet”
“Dammit, I thought this was the wrong way and now the plot’s progressing.”
Hang on, you guys. I’ve got a crazy idea.
This is the most horrible thing I’ve seen all week and at the same time I can’t stop laughing.
Just when I thought I couldn’t be radicalized more, I learn the CEO of my “small” family company owns not two but THREE houses
Damn, you gonna do anything about it?
Hello user isuggestarson, I have not considered it, perhaps you have a suggestion?
why don’t you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you’ll feel butter
Why don’t you mix it with some eggs and sugar and flour and a little vanilla and dip your finger in and maybe you’ll feel batter.
normalize whistling as a love language
wait oh my god
I’m so sorry women I meant this in an autistic way
Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??
Guys, we've talked about this.
You need to give your domesticated wading ghosts larger death pools. I understand if you can't find a real Well, but you need an enclosure at least 5 times the size of the spirit itself.
Thank you for the PSA, and it’s certainly good advice! I am happy to report that in this particular photoset we’re looking at a temporary holding tank, possibly being used to keep a lab employee safe during a routine water test. There is a strict no-shared-space policy for outside contractors at reputable spirit preserves, both to keep the ghost from becoming frustrated at its inability to approach what it perceives as prey, and to ensure the safety of outside parties. Training sessions focusing heavily on positive reinforcement are used to get the ghost accustomed to the holding tank as well as short trips between the pond and an appropriate secured location. Many health checks and enrichment activities can be conducted directly at the water source, but sometimes a more controlled environment is required. Please be assured that the ghost in the photographs is doing ‘well’. ☆⌒( ＾ ▽ ゜)
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